In these troubling economic times, we sometimes have to make difficult decisions. It is with great sorrow that I have decided, out of necessity, to restructure the roman alphabet.
The main challenge: Q’s demonstrable inferiority to the letter U.
As I’m sure many of you have noticed while filing in your menial administrative jobs, Q is not worthy of its current position next to R-S-T. Q should therefore be swapped with U, giving the former greater proximity to the equally useless letters, X-Y-Z.
In our benevolent autocratic state, the positions of Q and U will henceforth be traded in the alphabet:
Long live U-R-S-T-Q-V!